"How is it possible to be a FUNCTIONAL ADDICT," you ask? Believe me, it's not easy. To be a functional addict requires planning, persistence, and dedication. We are a group of addicts who have been fully functional members of society for years and in some cases even decades. Our vices range from shooting craps to shooting up, ecstasy to Xbox. With this guide to becoming a neutral or even positive member of society, you too can become a FUNCTIONAL ADDICT.